Amdage Katha Sri Lankan Amdon's Top Jokes Collection *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* In An Interview interviewer: How does an electric motor run? AMDON: dhuurrrrrrrrrr.
Interviewer shouts: STOP IT! AMDON: dhurr dhup dup dup dup. Doh!:-) *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* See My Legs In a practical Exam Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name Amdon: I dont know Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name? Amdon: U see my legs, and tell me *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Strange Socks Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing one is green and one is blue with red spots! Amdon: Yes it's really strange I've got another pair of the same at home *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* future tense Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense Amdon: The future tense is 'u will go to jail' *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* A Woman Gives Birth To A Kid A Teacher lecturing on population - In our country after Every 10 sec, a woman gives birth to a kid Amdon stands up -“we must find & stop her”!
*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Why R Others Running? Amdon: why are all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Amdon -If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running? *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? AMDA: 'HIJKLMNO! TEACHER: What are you talking about? AMDA: Yesterday you said it's H to O! *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* TEACHER: AMDON, go to the map and find North America. AMDA: Here it is!